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Can we stop them before it is too late?

     As scientists work frantically to map the human genome, we are continually finding answers to questions that mainstream science has not yet begun to ask.

     A recent study at OCC revealed that the continual use of Pokemon cards can cause a neural synapse (an electrical explosion in the brain) that can have very adverse effects. It is believed that this causes a gene mutation that can increase the chances of two very dangerous diseases, Touret's Syndrome and Tarot Syndrome.

     Victims of Touret's Syndrome suddenly, and for no reason at all, spew forth random obscenities. Which is very similar to free-association writing, but in a completely separate context. It is as if these sufferers of Touret's have an “open valve” of sorts in their mind that lets whatever is inside come out in the form of these unexpected and uncontrollable strings of untold truths and obscenities coming from their mouths.

     The mutation associated with Tarot Syndrome causes an opposite, but nearly equal effect. Victims of, or those gifted with, if you will, Tarot Syndrome have a similar sort of “open valve” in their mind. In their case though it allows untold and unforeseen events about others come into their mind through the use of special cards. These cards are called Tarot cards, and are extremely similar to Pokemon cards.

     The effects of Touret's Syndrome are usually not apparent until the victim is older (usually between the ages of 60 to 80). The effects of Tarot syndrome are manifested at a much younger age (15 to 30).

     Many scientists believe that this mutation could increase the chances of developing Touret's syndrome at an older age. This science is still in its infancy though, and will become more and more exciting as the children of the "Pokemon Generation" grow into old age.

     As many of you already know Tarot cards have been considered the staple of many occult groups through out the world since the 19th century. Many Pokemon cards are direct translations of Tarot cards.

The similarities between Pikachu and The Devil, as you can see, are simply chilling.

     The hard evidence presented here should send a strong message to parents as consumers. Our children are becoming obsessed with Pokemon. The same Pokemon that can cause serious medical conditions and has strong ties to the occult.

     If all of this were not enough to open your eyes, lets not forget the incident in Japan last year when many children fell deathly ill with seizures and convulsions while watching the Pokemon cartoon. Over 800 children were noted as being very violent toward others since they were affected by this apparent mind control attempt. Several of which have since been under psychiatric evaluation for habitually ripping the heads off of small animals (rabbits, squirrels, etc.) in public parks.

     The evidence speaks for itself. Please join us in an effort to stop all sales and distribution of Pokemon merchandise before it is too late. Do it for the children.